What Is The Use of Calling Me San? You've called me san for many years, Each word has fallen on deaf ears; Before I give in to my tears There's one thing that I must know, sweet Vvuvver: (CHORUS) What is the use of calling me san when you know that I'm mad instead? What is the use of calling me san when it's obvious that I am off my head? My level of sanity is dwindling before your lovely eyes, And when the time draws near to pick the monyock of the year It's guaranteed that I will win the prize. I'm just a terminal case, your beautiful face will craze me a lifetime through, So tell me what is the use of calling me san when it's obvious I'm mad about you? (INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE) I'm just a terminal case, your beautiful face will craze me a lifetime through, So tell me what is the use of calling me san When it's obvious I'm mad---yes, it's obvious I'm mad---yes, it's obvious I'm mad... (I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm insan, I'm a monyock, I'm so very mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad) Yes, it's obvious I'm mad for you! Lyrics and Music by Alan Seidler ©1974 by Simian Press, A Div. of Ook Ook Productions, Inc.