Specatacatah, Croixtgairg Jubwuff!


When I was a young man working in the mines,
The boss he drove us hard.
He pushed us 'til our fingers bled
And our lungs were shriveled and charred.
I still recall his swagger grin
As he led us down below;
We slaved beneath the gates of Hell,
A hundred in a row.
One day the fellow next to me,
He fell right down and died,
And as he lay upon the ground
His ghost rose up and sighed:
"Young man," it said with vacant stare,
"You mustn't go my way.
If again you want to breathe fresh air
Then list to what I say:


(CHORUS)

Specatacatah, Croixtgairg, Jubwuff,
And if you don't think that is enough,
Then I'll be nice and say it twice
(If you don't like that, you'll pay the price;)
Specatacatah, Croixtgairg, Jubwuff!"

Then the Lusitania fell. Our country rose to fight;
They told us we must join the ranks for Democracy and Right.
They put us on a battleship and sent us overseas
While all of those who fell at home fell down upon their knees.
At Flanders Fields I won my stripes and then moved to Verdun.
We marched along with rising hope to finally beat The Hun;
My buddy was the first to fall as shots burst overhead.
As I laid him in my bloodstained arms, this to me he said:


(CHORUS)

When I returned to my home town, they greeted us with glee,
But the only one I yearned to kiss was my green-eyed Selma Lee:
We married ere the day was out amidst a din of cheers---
I built for her a sturdy home to spend the passing years.
We raised ten children tall and strong and nurtured them with care,
Our joys sustained us through the day- our sorrows, they were rare
One day our youngest, Marmaduke, came to me for advice;
I looked at him with folded arms and said this to him twice:


(CHORUS)

Now I'm old, the days grow short- my mission soon will cease,
I meditate and spend my days in search of inner peace.
One thing for which I truly wish and often think about
Is to have a solemn Requiem when my hour glass runs out.
With sacrament and ritual I shall be lain to rest;
A rising wave of smoke will bear my soul upon its crest.
A somber priest will lead the rites with splendor, grace and care;
In sacred raiment shall he stand and chant this holy prayer:


(CHORUS)


Lyrics and Music by Timothy Aurthur Alan Seidler
©1974 by Simian Press, A Div. of Ook Ook Productions, Inc.