The Riot Song (from Mr. Futility) When I am feeling down (Maybe you should try it), I always look around For a great big riot. (CHORUS) I love the biff, bang and boom That fills every room In a riot, I love the fight every night as you see. Whenever anyone yells, " It's a riot!" You can be sure it's me! Because the sweetest sight to see Is the trouble that will be When the panic strikes, Be it setting fires or puncturing tires, Or merely breaking bikes. I love the clamor and noise Of the girls and the boys In a riot, A riot---it appeals to me, So if you're feeling depressed, Take the cure that works the best, A riot, you see! Lyrics and Music by Alan Seidler