Oozin', Just Oozin' For You There's a hole in the heart of my anus That is known as a pilonidal cyst. When the cares of the world start to pain us, Then we think about the good times we've missed. My pilonidal cyst is oozing, dear, Oozing, my darling, for you. The pus that from it streams Is for the broken dreams When you told me that you and I were through. The blood is for my bleeding heart, dear, As I recall the happiness we knew; Think of the lips I once kissed- Now all I've left is my cyst And it's oozin', just oozin' for you. We roam the world over together, One body, one soul and one mind. As I think of you, dear, my eye sheds a tear And my cyst begins to ooze from behind. My pilonidal cyst is oozing, dear, Oozing, my darling, for you. The pus that from it streams Is for the broken dreams When you told me that you and I were through. The blood is for my bleeding heart, dear, As I recall the happiness we knew; Think of the lips I once kissed- Now all I've left is my cyst And it's oozin', just oozin' for you. Lyrics and Music by Alan Seidler and Timothy Aurthur ©1974 by Simian Press, A Div. of Ook Ook Productions, Inc.