I'm Alan The King of Boys                  (to the tune of "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man") I'm Alan the king of boys, I'm Alan the king of boys, I rick and I rack and I tick and I tack I'm Alan the king of boys. I rixie Dixie daxie dax, Skidee-ay, skidee-eye, skidee-oh, I rixie Dixie daxie dax, Skidee-ay, skidee-eye, skidee-oh. I'm Alan the king of boys, I'm Alan the king of boys, I rick and I rack and I tick and I tack I'm Alan the king of boys. Lyrics by Alan Seidler