My Hooves Have Fur You're always wising me and criticizing me About the size and furriness of my hooves. Though I've been far away, I'm coming home today And my big hooves will hang from your rooves! And someday, you'll regret When you see how big and furry they can get! (CHORUS) Don't tell me that my hooves are small And haven't any fur at all, My hooves have fur. Folks I meet down on the street Know I have hooves while they have feet, Excuse me, sir. While my big hooves may be too small for you, They'll always get me to where I've really got to go, so If you're up to your old tricks, I'll have to give you "eighty-six," My hooves have fur! Lyrics and Music by Alan Seidler ©2001 by Furhoof Music Publishing, a Div. of Furhoof Enterprises, Ltd.