Hoove-Ape, Hoove-Ape, Have You Any Fur? Hoove-ape, hoove-ape, have you any fur? Yes, sir, yes, sir, rur, rur, rur! You are such a hooved ape And you are so out of shape! Lyrics by Alan Seidler; Music P.D. Lyrics ©2001 by Furhoof Music Publishing, A Div. of Furhoof Enterprises, Ltd.