The Headless Horseman And The Hooveless Horse The headless horseman and the hooveless horse Can't go nowhere of course, of course. With nothing on the top and nothing on the bottom Don't look for heads or hooves 'cause they ain't got 'em! Lyrics and Music by Alan Seidler ©2001 by Furhoof Music Publishing, a Div. of Furhoof Enterprises, Ltd.