Are You Furry Tonight? (i.e., Are You Lonesome Tonight?) (CHORUS) Are you furry tonight? Do you have hooves tonight? Are you sorry they're small and they're bald? Does your memory stray To that bright golden day When you had fur 'stead of none at all? Does the skin on your body seem smooth and so bare? Do you look for your fur and not even find hair? Is your heart filled with pain? Is there fur on your brain? Tell me, dear, are you furry tonight? Original Lyrics and Music by Lew Coslow and Sam Young, ©1919. Revised lyrics (chorus only) by Alan Seidler. (Permission Pending)