All By Myself (Without No Ape) I'm so unhappy, what'll I do? I long for somebody who can sympathize with me, I'm growing so tired of living alone, Every night I sit and cry, Nobody loves me, that's why, (CHORUS) I'm all by myself with no ook-ook, All by myself with no ape. I wish I had me a big old baboon, Baying at the moon, Like a silly loon. Oh, if I had a gorilla, Then all my cares I'd escape (I'd stay in shape) I long to lay my weary head on orangutan shoulders, Can't stand to grow older Without no ape. All By Myself-music and original lyrics by Irving Berlin ©1925 by Irving Berlin Music, Inc. Revised lyrics [chorus only] by Alan Seidler used by permission